How to hypnotize people: For Dummies.

This is the second part of a series in my new "For Dummies" range. So, this post I'm going to teach you guys how to hypnotize people for the mentally   intellectually challenged. So, here is a step, by, step guide for how to hypnotize people: For Dummies.

1) Choose a willing assistant, preferably quite a gullible person who will be easily fooled into being hypnotized by a "Dummy"
2)Tell he/she/it that you will hypnotize them. This prevents the quizzical look on their face when you start waving a watch in front of their face.
3) Whisper in their ear to play along with it. Hopefully if you have picked a gullible assistant, you can bribe them to play along and they will believe you and play along with the trick.
4) Find an object which is relativity easy to swing in front of somebody's face. E.g. a watch, a half opened banana, a yoyo, a dead mouse, a snake (preferably dead, but alive is also fine) and a fridge diamond necklace (a plastic necklace is fine for those slightly poorer people reading this post)
5) Gather an audience of dummies- it is vital that you gather a group of dummies as they will be easily fooled by your hypnotizing act- whereas "smart" people will not. If you do not have access to a group of dummies, try going to the labour party offices/ a zoo as both of these "species" will be perfect for your act.
6) Swing the object of your choice (see number 4) in front of your assistants face and tell him to keep his eyes on the object.
7) Keep swinging
8) Keep swinging
9) Stop swinging it...... Only kidding, keep swinging it.
10) Tell your assistant in a calm-ish voice that he is getting sleepy- and if you picked a gullible dummy he will start getting sleepy.
11) Tell him/her/it to go to sleep- once again. if you picked a dummy as a volunteer, they will collapse and fall asleep on the floor.
12) Towards the dummies/animals/labour party members and bow.

So... that is how to hypnotize people: For Dummies. It works every time.

Legal Disclaimer: This does not work every single time, I just said that to look smart, in fact it will probably never work, but who cares, it's entertaining. So, farewell and have fun hypnotizing your fellow Dummies. :D